Welcome to Thompson's Tools


We have liftoff!

3/12/2019 - 2:43 AM

Hello, all!

It may come as no surprise to my fans and followers, but at long last I have won partial custody over thompsonstools.com!

I would like to thank my friends, my fans, my followers for supporting my right to intellectual property. For those interested in reliving the events of my struggle, I have compiled a packet of court documents. Copies are available for $35 cash.

What's next for me? Mastering the art of web design.